ON FRIDAY, MAY 15, come to the Society Monthly Ceili at the Irish American Center, 297 Willis Ave., Mineola. 8 p.m. Coffee, tea and Irish soda bread will be served. Bar open for your pleasure. Music provided by Pete Kelly. Call 746-9392 or 742-8080... ALSO THAT DAY, come to the Ethical Humanist Society, 38 Old Country Rd. at 8 p.m. Admission is $12; $9 seniors and students; kids $6. Call 631-757-8760. Program: Mad Agnes recreates with authenticity many of the musical qualities that adored us to progressive/alternative folk groups of long ago... ON SATURDAY, May 16, The Waldorf Choral Society will present music from light operas and musicals with piano, narrator and soloists. 8 p.m. at the Waldorf School, 225 Cambridge Ave. Tickets are $20; $18 for students with ID and seniors; $5 for children under 12. For tickets or further information call 747-4457...THAT SAME EVENING, a twilight cocktail party is being held at the Garden City Bird Sanctuary (opposite 181 Tanners Pond Rd.) from 5 to 8 p.m. Plentiful food, wine and beer, guided tours and special guests and presentations at the 9-acre community nature preserve's annual benefit for wildlife. Rain date May 17 Help make "Sump-thing" happen. Tickets $25 each; $20 members. For ticket reservations call 326-1720 or e-mail gcbirdsanctuary@gmail.com... ON SUNDAY, MAY 17, come and dance to the music of Andy Cooney and his band at the Irish American Center, 297 Willis Ave., Mineola. 5 to 9 p.m. Coffee, tea and Irish soda bread will be served. Bar open for your pleasure. Call 746-9392 or 742-8080... FOOD, FUN AND fellowship is being held on May 17, at The First Presbyterian Church of New Hyde Park, 16 South 9th St. A turkey dinner will be served at 5:30 p.m. followed by bingo. The donation is $15 for adults and $7 for children under 12. Call the church office 354-5013 for further information or tickets...IF YOU'RE thinking of adopting a dog, call the town of North Hempstead Animal Shelter at 944-8220... ON WEDNESDAY, May 20, 10 a.m., the Association of Piano Teachers of Long Island meets at the GC Community Church, Stewart Ave./Whitehall Blvd. For more info call (718) 347-0183...ON SATURDAY, May 16, from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., there will be a Friends Book Sale at the GC Public Library, Seventh Street. Then on Monday, May 18, come to the 1 p.m. movie matinee "This Is The Army,"1943, 121 min...EVERYONE is welcome at the Steak Dinner at Christ Episcopal Church in Garden City on Sunday, May 17, 5:30 p.m. Come for steak, potatoes, salad, dessert and more. Adults are $12; seniors, $10; children 5 to 12 years old, $5. Call 775-2626 for reservations...

POLICE REPORT: MISCHIEF AND MAYHEM

BETWEEN MAY 6 and 8, someone took a Giant mountain bike and a Trek mountain bike from an unlocked garage at Huntington Road... PO CAPUTO arrested a 45-year-old Garden City man for a stalking incident that occurred in Suffolk County, at Hilton Avenue on April 24. The charges were resisting arrest, possession of cocaine, and for said incident...ON MAY 8, between 9 a.m. and 2 p.m., a burglary occurred at Jefferson Street, where a window was found open and $53 in a jar was missing...ON MAY 10, PO Oswald stopped a 34-year-old Baldwin woman at Franklin Avenue after she allegedly was unable to stay in a lane there. She was charged with speeding at 50 in a 30 mph zone and for alleged DWI (.13%) as well...ON MAY 9, PO Sansone issued a ticket to a 16-year-old female for holding a loud party with alcohol at a GC residence...ON MAY 7, PO Oswald arrested a 27-year-old Port Washington man for alleged DWI (.12%) at Franklin Avenue, south of Stewart Avenue, and for no insurance and unsafe lane change...A TRUCK STOP was held at Commercial Avenue on May 6, with 9 trucks inspected, 43 tickets issued, and 1 truck taken out of service...PO CRISTIANO observed 2 cars allegedly weaving in and out of lanes at 1:08 p.m. on May 5 and the 2 males, an 18-year-old and a 19-year-old, both from Elmont, were arrested for imprudent speed, reckless driving, and for numerous other aggressive driving violations...ON MAY 12, detectives arrested a 42-year-old St. Albans, Queens man for a burglary that occurred at Eastern Numismatics, Franklin Avenue, on February 4...BETWEEN MAY 10 and 11, someone opened a first floor bathroom window after slashing a screen and stole a $1500 ring at a Roosevelt Street house...

FIRE RESPONSES:

WIRES WERE found burning in the rear yard of a Poplar Street house on May 6...STEAM COMING from telephone wires looked like smoke at a Lefferts Road house on May 8...A Small Hole in a waste line of a first floor bathroom sink caused alarm at a Kildare Rd. house on May 8...FD VENTILATED a house after smoke occurred because of a self-cleaning oven at a Lydia Lane house on May 9... A grease fire was extinguished at a Whitehall Blvd. house prior to FD arrival on May 12...

That's all this week.G.T.